1. If the asphalt is too hot for your hand, it’s too hot for your dog’s paws.
2. Don’t spit your gum in the urinal. Someone has to take that out by hand.
3. Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.
4. Always take a look at the floor near the bar. Drunk people always drop their money.
옹동이가 작꼬 이쁳흔 나갓튼 뇨자
In my time of need, I called out for ‘help’ but you heard it as ‘attention’